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93 Best Mother In Law Quotes Collection

Handling mother in laws is not an easy task, right? But sometimes God blesses with you good one too. Yes, that’s very rare though. But it’s okay, Good or bad. It’s always a new experience. So many of you may want to show gratitude if you’re having a good mother in law and some of you might want to taunt in a healthy way if you got a bad one. We are here with both type of Mother in law quotes, Good and Bad.

You can thank her too and taunt her too in a good way. So what are you waiting for? Check them out!

Positive Mother In Law Quotes

First of all, Feel blessed that you got something very rare. Yes, if your mother in law is like your second mother then you should be thankful to this universe. And show some gratitude to her also and for that we have some beautiful mother-in-law quotes for you. Here’s the list of some of the most positive, sweet and heart touching quotes for mother-in-law, pick your favorite one :

  1. My mother-in-law you may be, but a friend in you I’ll always see
  2. A daughter-in-law cannot be perfect by herself. A beautiful mother-in-law helps her be one
  3. Your gift to me was giving birth to the man of my dreams. My gift to you is being the daughter you never had
  4. Dear Mom-in-law, thank you for raising the man of my dreams
  5. A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen
  6. The best thing about having you as my mother-in-law is my children having you as their granny
  7. You are different than my mom, but similar in one way, the great love you have for your son and your family
  8. Thank you for being a second mother to me
  9. Thank you for welcoming me into your family
  10. How blessed we are, how fortunate we’ve been that you are his mother and also my friend
  11. There is no way to a perfect mother in law but millions of ways to be a good one
  12. You are the mother I received the day I wed your son. I just want to thank you, mom, for all the things you’ve done
  13. You have given me a gracious man with whom I share my life you are his lovely mother and his lucky wife
  14. You used to pat his little head and now I hold his hand. You raised and loved a little boy then gave to me a man
  15. If I didn’t have you as my mother in law, id choose you as a friend
  16. On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. – Milton Berle
  17. A person often catches a cold when a mother-in-law comes to visit. Patients mentioned mothers-in-law so often that we came to consider them a common cause of disease in the United States. – Thomas Holmes quotes
  18. I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. – Henny Youngman
  19. I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law a battery-operated mouth. – Milton Berle
  20. I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in. – Henny Youngman
  21. I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’ – Joan Rivers
  22. Thank you for bringing up my husband and helping him become the man he is today.
  23. You can make the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile. You are simply awesome to have around
  24. Thank you for accepting me into your family as though I had always been there and for loving me as one of your own
  25. Your son/daughter surely loves you. he also admires you. But he’s not the only one. I do too.
  26. Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. – Juvenal
  27. Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. – Jean-Louis Gassee
  28. The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. -John Grisham
  29. The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. – Benjamin Walker
  30. A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life -Jaime Lerner
  31. I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves in the traps.
  32. I never forget a face, But in my Mother in law case I’m willing to make an exception.
  33. I have never made a fool of my mother in law. I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.
  34. My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met each other.
  35. I love your son, my husband. I appreciate the fact that you are one of my children’s favorite play mates, and that you are not more annoying than my own mother.
  36. I am happy every day because of the way you raised your son, the most amazing man I have ever met, and how you accepted me into your family.
  37. I am happy every day because of the way you raised your son, the most amazing man I have ever met, and how you accepted me into your family.
  38. You were a part of our daily lives when we were going through the most difficult situation. Your help was invaluable.
  39. Thank you for adopting my husband and helping him become the man he is today.
  40. Thank you for accepting me into the family as one of your own.
  41. I appreciate all the ways you help our family. Your dedication to your family’s happiness is apparent and something we don’t take for granted.
  42. I appreciate all your unsolicited advice. I didn’t realize I was doing so many things wrong until you took the time to correct me.
  43. we love your (many) visits, especially the unannounced ones.
  44. thank you for redecorating our house with the things you were going to donate to Good Will.
  45. thank you for taking your meds.
  46. thank you for getting my name right, most of the time.
  47. I appreciate that you only pay attention to your son when you visit. It gives me much-needed alone-time with the kids.
  48. thank you for cleaning all the things I “wouldn’t know needed to be cleaned.” (I am STILL wondering what they are!)
  49. I thank the Lord that you live 5 states away, I think we get along much better that way.
  50. thanks for the parenting advice but I live with a child you raised and yeah….. that’s not really working out for me.
  51. I appreciate the “delayed umbilical cord clamping” on your son. But I think after 35 years you can cut off.
  52. your gift of not speaking to us has ensured that we are a drama-free family. Thank you.
  53. thank you for raising your son to put his wife first, above everyone else, including you!
  54. I appreciate you letting me use “your” recipes. You know, the ones that I follow to a “t”, yet they don’t turn out the same as yours. My husband will always like your version better.
  55. thank you for not telling me what to do.
  56. I love that you at least knock before unlocking our door when you come over unannounced.
  57. thank you for teaching me how NOT to be a mother-in-law but just a mother!

So, these were some positive and sweet mother in law quotes that you can send to her on Whatsapp or Facebook.

Bad Mother-In-Law Quotes

Nevermind! You are in the majority of people. We have full sympathy with you on this. And to give some relief we have some very spicy quotes which you can indirectly use on your not so good mother in law. We know you can’t wait to read them, Go for it!

  1. As long as you stay away that’s good.
  2. You let her hold your hand and she will pull you down.
  3. Don’t let her rule your life.
  4. Yeah, that’s very frustrating, She is very frustrating!
  5. Protect the good thing you have.
  6. Because she is so evil.
  7. A mother-in-lawnever lets you off the hook.
  8. Mother-in-law act like they know everything.
  9. As soon as she enters your smile disappears.
  10. Happy never after. Never
  11. Sorry to break the bubble.
  12. Check that!
  13. Even the mouse fear her.
  14. Speaking from experience.
  15. Good takes the good people first.
  16. I bet you can really relate to those bad mother in law quotes.
  17. Everything has to go as a mother-in-law wishes!
  18. Thank you for making sweet memories with the grandkids and sour with me.
  19. Thank you for always not being there when we need help around the house
  20. Your sweet phone calls and letters are nice because that means you’re really far away.
  21. Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel
  22. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
  23. Even money that my liver lasts through my wife’s metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
  24. Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage? A: Just one, Mine!
  25. Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Mine.
  26. You were a part of our daily lives when we were going through the most difficult situation. May be you were the difficulty itself?
  27. Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Airbag. I said, “No thanks. I already have a Mother-in-law.”
  28. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter that’s something impossible.
  29. If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.
  30. Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults.
  31. Thank you for adopting my husband and helping him become the man he is today, Not really good.
  32. I can always tell when the mother-in-law’s coming to stay. The mice throw themselves on the traps.
  33. I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
  34. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
  35. My mother-in-law said, “One day I will dance on your grave.” I said, “I hope you do, I will be buried at sea.”
  36. My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker. She keeps all the chips on her shoulder!

This much hate is enough right? No matter, if you have a good or bad mother in law. It’s enough that she’s the mother of your spouse and maybe you have clashed with them. But they love each other unconditional. Try to resolve all the clashes (if you have any) and if not then Congrats again.

Final Words

So, this was the best collection of Bad, sweet, good, positive mother in law quotes that you can use. We hope you enjoyed all the quotes and picked your favorite one too!

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