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200+ Happy Birthday Old Man Wishes & Funny Memes

Wishing birthdays are so boring sometimes and especially when it comes to our elder uncles, grandfathers or oldies, it’s usually more simple and normal. Tell me one thing, don’t you think it should be reverse actually? Yes, they have actually less time, they’re free from all their responsibilities. We have a new way to wish all the oldies you have in your life. These are some of the best Happy birthday Old Man wishes, quotes, memes and images.

Best Happy Birthday Old Man Wishes

Choose whatever you think is suitable for them and without thinking for a bit just use them for their birthday. You’ll thank us later for their precious smile you’ll receive after that.

So, here the best birthday wishes for Old Man;

  1. Happy Birthday, old fart. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?
  2. I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte!
  3. Everything gets harder when you get older… except for your penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.
  4. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years, you crusty old bastard you.
  5. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era.
  6. I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders.
  7. Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday!
  8. Birthdays suck when you’re old, but at least you don’t have too many more to go.
  9. Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.
  10. Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday doesn’t stink.
  11. Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
  12. Happy Birthday, old fart. What’s that, you couldn’t hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!
  13. You know how guys get better looking with age? Yeah, that doesn’t last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old bastard.
  14. Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stop acting your age.
  15. They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy.
  16. Congratulations! After years of seasoning, you’re officially a salty old bastard.
  17. Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.
  18. They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. That’s because old dogs already know all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.
  19. You’re at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, you’re happy when you can take a shit.
  20. You know what an old fart is? It’s when you say you’re 35 and it doesn’t pass the smell test.
  21. With old age comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss yourself all at once!
  22. Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke to mark your birthday but the fact you’re still alive is nothing short of a miracle and should be celebrated!
  23. Happy Birthday! I’ve kept the receipt for the gift, y’know, just in case you didn’t make it Some words of wisdom for your birthday – smile while you still have some teeth!
  24. Happy Birthday, old fart!
  25. Happy Birthday! You’ve made it to dirty old man territory Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old you would!
  26. Happy Birthday, old man!
    I was sure I would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space! Happy Birthday you old fart Happy Birthday, old man.
  27. I hope you have a fun and exhilarating party… quickly follow by a long nap. We don’t want you overdoing it now, do we?
  28. Happy Birthday. I would say you were old but hell, you were old last year! Congratulations! You’ve reached the age where you wake up at the same time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday.
  29. Happy Birthday old timer Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me You know that saying ‘with age comes wisdom’?
  30. In your case.. not so much. Happy Birthday old man! I was going to give you some advice – “you have to appreciate the little things”.
  31. But I remembered that at your age spotting little things is easier said than done! Happy Birthday! Another year and you’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
  32. Happy Birthday you old fart! I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look on the bright side – not many left now!
  33. From one old fart to another – happy birthday! Enjoy your birthday old balls!
  34. Happy Birthday. Warm regards to your knees Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol’ nutsack.
  35. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday you old codger! Save some of the air from your oxygen tank to blow out the candles If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal! Happy Birthday!
  36. You’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death An old fart is as good as a new one…. Age is just a number… although in you’re case it’s a pretty big number!
  37. Happy birthday to an old fossil You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient. Happy Birthday my relic of a friend!
  38. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake” – Bob Hope “You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it” – Felix Severn
  39. “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself” – Tom Wilson “
  40. As you get older three things to happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two” – Norman Wisdom
  41. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni “
  42. Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed” – Charles Schultz
  43. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana” – Betty White
  44. You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

Funny Birthday Wishes For Old Man

You know one thing you can actually do without spending money on someone’s birthday is to make them laugh really hard. And what if we say you can do that with birthday wish only. Yes, We have some of the funny birthday wishes for old man. Check them out!!

  1. You know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
  2. You know you are getting old when you turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
  3. You know you are getting old when people warn you about shoveling snow.
  4. You know you are getting old when you move something to a more logical location and then can only remember where it used to be.
  5. You know you are getting old when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.
  6. You know you are getting old when your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  7. You know you are getting old when the clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.
  8. You know you are getting old when you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  9. You know you are getting old when you quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  10. You know you are getting old when taking your morning pills takes longer than eating your pancakes and sausage.
  11. You know you are getting old when you lean over to pick something up off the floor, and then ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
  12. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy!
  13. Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. –Daniel Bennett
  14. Middle age is that period in a man’s life when he’d rather not have a good time than have to get over it. –Oscar Wilde
  15. Middle age is a period of life when one can do as much as ever but would rather not.
  16. Middle age is when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. –Franklin P. Adams
  17. Middle age is when you are sitting home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. –Ring Lardner
  18. Middle age is when everything starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
  19. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. – T. S. Eliot
  20. A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. – Arnold Bennett
  21. Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you. – Bennett Cerf
  22. You’re not over the hill until you hear your favorite songs in an elevator!
  23. Mid-life crisis? My whole life has been a crisis!!!
  24. The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. –Doris Day
  25. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
  26. You know you’re old when “getting a little action” means your prune juice is working!
  27. The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it.
  28. When I was a kid I could toast marshmallows over my birthday candles. Now I could roast a turkey!
  29. Lying about my age is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is.
  30. You know you’re over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle.
  31. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself!
  32. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. –Bernard M. Baruch
  33. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. –Lucille Ball
  34. Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. –Maurice Chevalier
  35. I can still cut the mustard…I just need help opening the jar!
  36. The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children’s advice.
  37. Senility is a good thing. You’re always meeting new friends!
  38. It is better to wear out than to rust out!
  39. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  40. It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
  41. Age is a matter of mind and if you don’t mind, it don’t matter!
  42. Age is a number, old is in your head.
  43. Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.
  44. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  45. Age is like fine wine; it gets better with time!
  46. At my age, I’ve seen it all, I’ve heard it all, I’ve done it all, I just can’t remember it all.
  47. Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!
  48. Don’t let an old person crawl into your body!
  49. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
  50. I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same day service.
  51. I’d rather be over the hill than under it.
  52. I’m entering the “metallic years”; silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom!
  53. I’m just a 16 year old girl, locked in an old ladies body!
  54. I’m not aging, I’m marinating!
  55. I’m not as old as I used to be.
  56. I’m not getting older, I’m getting bitter.
  57. I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager!
  58. I’m not old, I’ve just been young a very long time!
  59. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely!
  60. You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work!
  61. You know you are getting old when “Happy Hour” turns out to be a nap!
  62. You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more often than you do!
  63. You know you’re old when you can’t get your rocking chair started!
  64. You know you are getting old when you look forward to a DULL evening.
  65. We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
  66. You know you are getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
  67. You know you are getting old when you get winded playing chess.
  68. You know you are getting old when you have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
  69. You know you are getting old when you look into the mirror and are shocked to see that “old person” looking back at you.
  70. You know you are getting old when the gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  71. You know you are getting old
  72. when you tend to repeat yourself.
  73. You know you are getting old
  74. when you tend to repeat yourself.
  75. You know you are getting old when your children begin to look middle-aged.
  76. You know you are getting old when your pacemaker opens the garage door when you see a pretty girl.
  77. You know you are getting old when your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
  78. You know you are getting old when your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
  79. You know you are old when your doctor is the same age as your grandson.
  80. You know your old when your youngest starts collecting Social Security.
  81. Young at heart, slightly older in other places!
  82. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Cool Old Man Birthday Wishes

Time has passed when we used to write long and long birthday wishes and your oldies may not like it though. We have some one line old man birthday wishes too, this way you can wish them in a much shorter way.

  1. Youth is wasted on the YOUNG! Happy birthday, oldie.
  2. You’re not old; You’re just a victim of gravity!
  3. I can’t figure out if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
  4. So, these are your golden years…I’m not impressed.
  5. Don’t think of yourself as getting older . . . You are, of course, but it’s best not to think of it! Happy Birthday!
  6. Milestone Birthday Years
  7. 40: I’m 18 with 22 years experience.
  8. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a perfect 40!
  9. Remember when you were little and you thought 40 was sooo old. You were right!
  10. I’m 40 in years, 20 in spirit!
  11. Forty isn’t old – IF you’re a tree!
  12. Forty is 4 perfect 10’s!
  13. It took me 40 years to look this good!
  14. Here’s to celebrating the 19th anniversary of your 21st birthday!
  15. I’m not 40, I’m 39.95, plus tax!
  16. 40, but still Sporty!
  17. Up to age 40, it’s just a rehearsal!
  18. I’m 39 1/2 (and that’s my final answer!)
  19. 50 is the age of discovery – you discover you’re old!
  20. Forty is the old age of youth; Fifty is the youth of old age. –Victor Hugo
  21. Nifty at Fifty!
  22. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”
  23. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”
  24. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”
  25. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
  26. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”
  27. “Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!”
  28. . “Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.”
  29. “Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!”
  30. “Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.”
  31. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.”
  32. Welcome to the Fabulous Fifties!
  33. Life after 50: when your back goes out more than you do.
  34. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.”
  35. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.”
  36. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.”
  37. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!”
  38. “Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.”
  39. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare.”
  40. “I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.”
  41. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”
  42. “You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!”
  43. “Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!”

Happy Birthday Old Man Memes and Images

Who doesn’t like Memes? Well, you can send these old man birthday memes to your friend or anyone who has just entered in his old age.

Here are the Best Old Man Birthday Memes and Images;

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This is it! We hope till now you’ve wished your oldies with one of our wishes. All of them is so good, you can pick anyone and just say it to their face or else write it down on a pretty greeting too!

Birthdays are normal but there’s only one day in a whole year on which we can expect people to make us feel special. Your old relatives also expect that, don’t miss the chance to make them feel important. Wish nicely with a smile of course!

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