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40 Best Potato Puns: Cute and Funny Collection

In this article, find out the Best Potato Puns that will make you laugh like a crazy kid. 

Potatoes. They are known to provide enough nutrition for a human being to survive. They are also known to provide unnecessary carbohydrates and starch which a gym enthusiast will probably try and avoid. But today, they are going to “serve” themselves for another purpose. The sensory organ to which they are offering themselves up is the same, but the direction is different. This time rather than anything going in, laughter will be sprouting out .And laughter is actually good for your body. So check them puns out!

Best Potato Puns

  • What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
  • I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
  • All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
  • Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
  • I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
  • What do you call a potato that smokes weed?A baked potato.
  • What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water?A hesi-tater.
  • Why do potatoes make good detectives?Because they keep their eyes peeled.
  • What do you call a potato at a football game?A spec-tater.
  • When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
  • Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?It was decap-potatoed.
  • What do you call a spinning potato?A rotate-o.
  • What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
  • What do you call a baby potato?Small fry.
  • Potato puns are a-peeling.
  • What do you call a lazy spud?A couch potato.
  • What do you call a stolen yam?A hot potato.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
  • Who is a potato’s favorite author?Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
  • A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?”He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
  • What do you get when it rains potatoes?Spuddles.

  • A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
  • Why was the potato put in an asylum?It was starch raving mad.
  • What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme?Starch Trek.
  • Who is the most powerful potato?Darth Tater.
  • How does a potato win at Street Fighter?By mashing the kick button.
  • If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

  • Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?Because he was a common-tater.
  • What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?A medi-tator.
  • What’s a potato’s least favorite dance?The Mash Potato.
  • Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato?Because he was a real spud.
  • What is a potato’s life philosophy?I think, therefore I yam.
  • What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
  • “How was your day?” “It was a total disas-tater”
  • What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
  • How do you know when a potato is high?When it looks baked!
  • Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
  • Where does a potato go to college?DeFry

  • Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
  • The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes?”
  • What do you call a baby potato?Tater tots!
  • “I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened?” The other said. The potato replied “I feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
  • I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
  • Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
  • John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
  • What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
  • What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
  • I like you a latke!
  • We’re a perfect mash.
  • I love you a tot!
  • Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it?? Spud…bud??
  • Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
  • Holy yam!
  • “How was your day?” “It was tater-ible”
  • Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
  • Potatoes gonna potate
  • “We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
  • How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood?When they are acting salty
  • “How are you?” “Well, I yam fried”
  • Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
  • What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
  • My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
  • Time fries when you’re having fun!
  • What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
  • If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
  • You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
  • What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
  • Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
  • Yukon do it!
  • Suns out, tots out.
  • Mash me and give thanks.
  • Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

So these were the most funny Potato Puns!! Which made you laugh the most?

Conclusion

So I do not know, what you are going to use these Potato Puns for. Maybe for a party, or maybe just to diffuse the tension in everyday talks. Or a simpler aim of doing a little good to your health by tater-ing yourself to some laughs.

Whatever it may be, one thing I believe we can all agree upon. Potatoes will never fail to amaze (especially kawaiis, do not know about the others :P)

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